Top Ten Reasons Sufferers are Tired of Morgellons

10) 85% of Medical Professionals call it delusional  (though clinical studies have shown patients to have high resting heart rate, low body temperature, high miscarriage rate, skin lesions, fibers under skin, neurological symptoms, and numerous other common symptoms)

 9) The History Channel is trying to convince everyone Morgellons is caused by alien bacteria (more history, less ‘gater hunting. Thanks!)

8) Fibers don’t always match what they’re wearing

7) 85% of Medical Professionals might believe in Bigfoot

6) Even if recovered from the symptoms, people still think they’re bonkers

5) People keep trying to change the name Morgellons Disease to something else

4) They know “delusional” is worse than a four letter word

3) Kids keep asking if they can take them for Show and Tell

2) Can’t convince Joni Mitchell to talk to their doctor

And the number one reason is:

1) Playing doctor isn’t as much fun as it used to be